Archive for May, 2012

Monty Python’s Terry Jones has hosted some interesting and entertaining shows about history in recent years. He’s explored ancient inventions, the history of Rome and even the history of sex. He always tries to make history fun. And since he’s such a great comedian, he certainly makes what could be a boring topic, where the number 1 came from, very enjoyable.

We definitely take the number 1 for granted. And I’m sure most of us have never even thought about where it originated and how it came to be the most important number.

Jones travels all around the world — Egypt, Greece, Rome, India, Africa — tracing the birth of numbers, counting, mathematics and measurement.

Here are a few things I learned from watching the show:

*There is an aboriginal tribe in Australia called the Walpri that don’t have any words for numbers in their language. I wonder if that makes life easier for them or harder. How many members of the tribe exist today? We’ll never know.

*Pythagoras believed that when you farted you lost part of your soul. He must have been either soulless or very bloated. Maybe he didn’t eat much fiber.

*Gottfried Leibniz came up with the idea of the binary system way back in the 17th century. He even had the idea for the computer way back then. He was the first guy to say that the only numbers we really need are 1 and 0.  Sorry 2-9.

With the help of some silly 3-D animated numbers, Terry Jones takes us back in time to see how lines scratched into a bone and marks on a clay tablet evolved into the numbers we know today.

MAIN CAST:

Terry Jones

Total Seasons: 1 episode
Seasons Available on US Formatted DVD: 1
In Production: 2005
Viewer Discretion: Suitable for the entire family

The British aren’t famous for their cooking, more like infamous — with dishes like Toad in the Hole, Bangers and Mash, Bubble and Squeak and favorites like kidney pie, mushy peas, treacle, and how about a bit of pureed pigeon liver? Yum.

What makes this show fun to watch is that these two women travel the English countryside in their Triumph Thunderbird motorcycle with “doublewide” sidecar. They visit some really lovely places and Jennifer and Clarissa are quite entertaining as they cook up what they consider tasty dishes.

The Two Fat Ladies don’t always cook traditional English cuisine. It just depends on who they’re cooking for and what the menu’s theme is. They cook large meals for different groups of people like British Army officers, Scottish lumberjacks, a Welsh men’s choir, a girl’s school and employees of a brewery.

But whatever they cook you can be sure their recipes include lots of butter, everything starts with butter or ends with butter. And they do a lot with kidneys and kippers. Yuck. How about some Yorkshire pudding, which is basically like pancake batter baked in fat.

And speaking of pudding, that’s what the British call dessert. So, cake is pudding. Pie is pudding. Trifle is pudding. And I guess, pudding could be pudding.

They don’t always give you the exact measurements, so it’s not like a regular cooking show. But again, would you really want to make these dishes?

Not surprisingly, Jennifer Paterson (the one with the glasses) died of cancer in 1999. She often popped out for a ciggy when her dishes were in the oven and she was always smoking at the end of the shows. To pay tribute her friend, Clarissa ate a tin of cavier after Jennifer’s funeral.

By the way, Toad in the Hole is sausages in Yorkshire Pudding batter. Bangers and Mash is sausages and mashed potatoes. Bubble and Squeak is leftover vegetables, sometimes served with cold meat. Why not whip up a batch?

MAIN CAST:

Jennifer Paterson
Clarissa Dickson Wright

Total Seasons: 4 (24 episodes)
Seasons Available on US Formatted DVD: 4
In Production: 1996-1999
Viewer Discretion: Suitable for everyone

Jackson Brodie is a former police officer turned private investigator who never turns down a job. He’s a strong yet sensitive man who cares more about the people involved in his cases rather than actually solving them. He’ll scratch away at a cold case when the victims feel the police have reached a dead end. No case is too small for Jackson. He’ll look for your lost cat or your sister who went missing 30 years ago.

Brodie is a troubled soul who not only deals with the demons in the present, but also demons from his past. There’s a lot of mystery surrounding his personal life. What happened to his sister when he was a boy? Why is he divorced? Why did he leave the police force?

Even though Jackson is no longer a police officer, he still has strong ties to his old  department. He often looks to DC Louise Monroe, a former colleague, to get information. Monroe may outwardly be annoyed by Brodie’s methods, but respects him and his judgment. And she seems to be a wee bit attracted to him.

Case Histories is based on the first three Jackson Brodie novels by Kate Atkinson. The series takes place in Edinburgh, Scotland (one of my all time favorite cities).

One of the things I like about the series is that several stories are woven together, one leads into another. They are all connected in some way. I also think the child actors (Millie Innes and Gwyneth Keyworth) are superb. It’s not easy to find kids who are that natural. That’s not to say that the adult actors are schlubs. They are very believable as well.

A second series of 4 episodes is schedule to air in the UK in 2012.

MAIN CAST:
Jason Isaacs – Jackson Brodie
Amanda Abbington – DC Louise Monroe
Zawe Ashton – Deborah Arnold
Millie Innes – Marlee Brodie
Natasha Little – Julia Land
Kirsty Mitchell – Josie Brodie
Edward Corrie – Marcus Stewart
Gwyneth Keyworth – Reggie Teague

Total Seasons: 1 (6 episodes)
Seasons Available on US Formatted DVD: 1
In Production: 2011
Viewer Discretion: Some violence and sexual situations

Seinfeld was always called “a show about nothing.”  Well, The Royle Family tops that. It’s not only about nothing, but the family rarely leaves their living room. At least the characters on Seinfeld actually left the apartment and went out and did things. The Royle Family barely gets up off the couch.

Now, that doesn’t make this show boring. On the contrary. I find it quite hilarious, even if some of the comedy is subtle.

The Royles are a working class Manchester family living in a council house. “Working class” is just a description of their lifestyle because only matriarch Barbara Royle actually works. When she’s not working part-time at the local bakery, she joins her husband, Jim, two grown children, Denise and Antony, and Denise’s fiancée, Dave, on the couch chain smoking and watching telly. You definitely won’t mistake them for Britain’s Royal Family.

Sue Johnston plays Barbara Royle. This was the first show I saw her in, so I thought she mainly did comedy. Was I surprised when I then saw her on Waking the Dead, a serious drama! Barbara is always interested in what everyone had for dinner, or tea as it’s called. Have you had your tea? What did you have? She’s fascinated by what others have for their evening meal.

Jim, the lazy, grouchy king of the Royle Family, hardly ever leaves his throne in the living room (unless it’s to visit the other “throne” in the house). He gripes about the cost of everything from the phone bill (Who do we know in Aberdeen?) to loo roll. And I think he’s wearing the same shirt and jeans throughout the entire series.

The eldest Royle child is Denise. Between cigarettes, she’s planning her wedding to Dave Best, a part-time DJ and furniture mover. In the second season, Denise is pregnant. The whole time she’s complaining that she’ll be too busy to take care of the baby, so she’s looking for people to do it for her. Nobody is sure what she’ll be busy doing because Denise doesn’t have a job. She once said, “I’ve been so busy I’ve hardly had time to smoke.”

And then there’s poor Antony, the youngest Royle. He’s pretty much the only one who gets up off his butt, but only because he’s the one who has to do everything. Antony, answer the door. Antony, answer the phone. Antony, go buy cigarettes. Do the dishes. Make us a brew. Take out the bin. At least he’s able to get out of the house once in a while.

Amongst the overflowing ashtrays, piles of candy bar wrappers and tea-stained cups is a family that’s probably more like us than we’d like to admit. Have you ever tried to guess the prices of items on the Antiques Roadshow? And placed bets on who was the closest? Yes, we all have. But certainly nobody could smoke as much as the Royle Family and live to tell about it!

MAIN CAST:
Ricky Tomlinson – Jim Royle
Sue Johnston – Barbara Royle
Caroline Aherne – Denise Royle
Ralf Little – Antony Royle
Craig Cash – Dave Best
Liz Smith – Norma “Nana” Speakman

Total Seasons: 3 (20 episodes plus 4 specials)
Seasons Available on US Formatted DVD: 2
In Production: 1998–2000, 2006-2010
Viewer Discretion: Language